LetMyForbynGo

Trump’s Only Possible Riposte

So, pretty much the only way Trump could possibly come back from being so publicly sackwhacked this weekend would be to have a surprise guest on next week’s Celebrity Apprentice: the not-actually-dead Osama Bin Laden.

But, I dunno, even then… That Lion King joke made him look so bad that the only possible way to counter it would be a DNA test proving that, though born in Hawaii, Obama was conceived in Afghanistan - BY OSAMA BIN LADEN.