LetMyForbynGo

FOOD REVIEW: Magleby’s (Provo, UT)

F*** Magleby’s. I’ve always heard people talk about it like it’s one of the best resaurants in Utah Valley, BUT IT’S LIKE AN EFFING WALMART BUFFET! This food is bland and cheap and bad and boring and I am literally offended. Oh, wow, you guys have Yoplait and eggs-from-a-carton and gravy-from-a-can? Well, I didn’t have to cook it, so it must = wonderful.

Fuh.

The problem is that our standards are so damned low in the west. I think it started with the pioneers getting here and going, “Wow, compared to a cold handful of flour per day, this is paradise!” and then never raising their expectations from compared-to-a-cold-handful-of-g**d*****-flour.

I’m done.