December 2010
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There is grammatical righteousness left on the... →
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Got the bass. Contemplating naming her Midget and the guitar Crapper. Props and/or points to you if you get the ref. (To get the fact that it’s a double-ref, I guess to have to be my mum.)
Too tired to take pictures, but I’m going to make it sound like Robert Sledge’s.
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They’re switching my desk at work = no more big window with a view of the mountain for me.
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Boxing Day Testimony
On this very special Boxing Day, I’m compelled to think back on the halcyon days of our forefathers – boxers, most of them – who dedicated their lives to boxing things up in boxes and setting their dogs – boxers, likely – to guard them while they took brief, joyous breaks to box one another in small black box theatres…
Okay, so I don’t know what boxing day is. Let’s talk...
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http://www.spike.com/video/snl-christmas-song/27831... →
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I actually did this for breakfast today. How can little wax pieces of crap have 80,000 kcal? Oh, well. They remind me of getting up early for rides to school when I was a small guy.
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FORB: so I get up at 6h05
which is a punch in the crotch
SKINNER: indeed
FORB: it’s like having the alarm clock hurled straight into your groin to wake you up
SKINNER: there’s something wrong about getting up before the sun is up, we’re not farmers dammit
FORB: haha, I know
if I can’t ride an animal at work, I should NOT have to rise before the sun
SKINNER: seems...
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No roommates for 2 weeks = no pants for two weeks.
“Victory for the forces of democratic freedom!”
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Dear Left Side of My Body,
Why can’t you be more like the Right Side of My Body?
Yours (literally),
John
TopatoCo: Awesome Piranhamoose Shirt →
Christmas? Yes?
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Black Ice
It went like this: “Oh, I see some black ice. I’ll definitely be careful to avoid it and step over here where it’s not icy–WHAHHH!” ::FWAM!:: “There was black ice there, too.” Efffffff…
Fortunately, Beck saved my life, again. Just canNOT stop listening to “Send a Message to Her”. [hear below]
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Friday night. Watching Robocop and recovering from the 8,000th leg rerererereinjury this week.