February 2012
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The Right Direction
Pretty much all week I’ve had only one contact in, so life is like watching a 3D movie w/o the special glasses.
Last night was a good improv show. Love those guys. Incredibly satisfying conversations with Joey, Craig, and Andrew, lately. Stoked for the sketch show, as well. Very proud of the high quality coming out of that place.
Steve and I hung out tonight, for the first time in ever....
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The Summer of Puffins
I’ve decided that last summer (2011) was the summer of Puffins. Chocolate/peanut butter Puffins and Cinnamon Puffins. The summer of Thursday student discounts at Sunflower Market and trying to keep my ragtop Cabriolet working. The summer of fun trips to meet athletes’ families and being exhausted in that nice office at BYU. The summer of barely finishing one degree before scrambling to...
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January 2012
16 posts
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Dear Women: Please smile more. Why spend $ on fancy clothes/hair/etc, just to strut around looking like you smelled a (and/or need to) fart?
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This just in: Kids in the Hall is effing hilarious, tapioca is delicious, and beef jerky is also delicious. Contentment level at an all-time high.
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Effingkillme… The giant pot of hummous I bought at CostCo is sundried tomato flavoured. May as well be alien sphincter flavoured.
December 2011
35 posts
FOOD REVIEW: Magleby's (Provo, UT)
F*** Magleby’s. I’ve always heard people talk about it like it’s one of the best resaurants in Utah Valley, BUT IT’S LIKE AN EFFING WALMART BUFFET! This food is bland and cheap and bad and boring and I am literally offended. Oh, wow, you guys have Yoplait and eggs-from-a-carton and gravy-from-a-can? Well, I didn’t have to cook it, so it must = wonderful.
Fuh.
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