LetMyForbynGo

~ Wednesday, March 26 ~
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Metro Bar

Standup shows at Metro Bar have been lots of fun. Come have a drink and/or just enjoy the friendly crowd and a handful of great local comics! 

I may even dress like one of the angels from Dogma again…


~ Monday, March 17 ~
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Crimea declares independence, seizes Ukraine state property

Ukraine’s Crimean peninsula declared itself an independent nation on Monday, a day after its residents voted overwhelmingly to secede and try to join Russia, while U.S. and EU diplomats discussed sanctions against Moscow for backing the referendum.
The United States, European Union and Ukraine’s new government do not recognize the Crimean referendum, saying it violates both Ukrainian and international norms. Moscow, however, considers the vote legitimate. Russian President Putin was set to address both houses of parliament Tuesday on the issue.
The Crimean parliament declared that all Ukrainian state property in the region – a strategically located peninsula on the Black Sea – will be nationalized and become the property of the Crimean Republic. Lawmakers also asked the United Nations and other counties to recognize it, and began work on setting up a central bank with money from Russia.
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(Photo: Spencer Platt/Getty Images)

aljazeeraamerica:

Crimea declares independence, seizes Ukraine state property

Ukraine’s Crimean peninsula declared itself an independent nation on Monday, a day after its residents voted overwhelmingly to secede and try to join Russia, while U.S. and EU diplomats discussed sanctions against Moscow for backing the referendum.

The United States, European Union and Ukraine’s new government do not recognize the Crimean referendum, saying it violates both Ukrainian and international norms. Moscow, however, considers the vote legitimate. Russian President Putin was set to address both houses of parliament Tuesday on the issue.

The Crimean parliament declared that all Ukrainian state property in the region – a strategically located peninsula on the Black Sea – will be nationalized and become the property of the Crimean Republic. Lawmakers also asked the United Nations and other counties to recognize it, and began work on setting up a central bank with money from Russia.

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(Photo: Spencer Platt/Getty Images)


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fleurdulys:

Going Home - Tom Roberts 
1889

fleurdulys:

Going Home - Tom Roberts

1889


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AH, DAMN IT! WAS THERE GLUTEN IN THAT? I’M LIKE THE ONLY ONE IN THE WHOLE WORLD THAT’S ACTUALLY ALLERGIC TO IT INSTEAD OF JUST SAYING THAT BECAUSE I’M TRYING TO LOSE WEIGHT! OH GOD WHAT’S HAPPENING TO ME? IT BURNS! SOMEONE GET THE EPI-PEN, PLEASE! 

animalstalkinginallcaps:

AH, DAMN IT! WAS THERE GLUTEN IN THAT? I’M LIKE THE ONLY ONE IN THE WHOLE WORLD THAT’S ACTUALLY ALLERGIC TO IT INSTEAD OF JUST SAYING THAT BECAUSE I’M TRYING TO LOSE WEIGHT! OH GOD WHAT’S HAPPENING TO ME? IT BURNS! SOMEONE GET THE EPI-PEN, PLEASE! 


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~ Friday, March 14 ~
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Look, Bill O’Reilly is used to saying kind of stupid things to get attention. There’s not much of a difference between the president appearing on Between Two Ferns and appearing on The O’Reilly Factor. The difference is that we admit we’re a comedy show.
Between Two Ferns director Scott Aukerman fires back at Bill O’Reilly. (via mediaite)

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oreides:

fucking rich white people laughing at how poverty is some diet they should try.

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inothernews:

Thanks to some folks at NASA, aliens will one day locate and recover the 1970’s-era Voyager spacecraft, retrieve this image from a selection of photos loaded onto an affixed golden disc, and think that, at least with respect to imbibing, we were complete buttwads.  (via Sploid.com)

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Thanks to some folks at NASA, aliens will one day locate and recover the 1970’s-era Voyager spacecraft, retrieve this image from a selection of photos loaded onto an affixed golden disc, and think that, at least with respect to imbibing, we were complete buttwads.  (via Sploid.com)


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~ Tuesday, March 11 ~
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He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)


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~ Tuesday, March 4 ~
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Game of Thrones costuming details.

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